By Rumi Nantes
The European Commission has said that it will place a blanket ban on stressful situations in the office, claiming that EU employees are not being shown enough love.
The measure is thought to cover all hours worked overtime, except when employees are engaging in office relationships, sources indicated.
“We want our treasured staff to spend more time at home with their partners and friends,” EU Happiness spokesman Gimmeda Sunshine said.
“There is simply not enough love in the Union.”
Sunshine explained that self-tan, sensual bath oil and fresh roses will be mailed to all employees at the EU institutions – but at their home addresses only.
“For those who leave work early, free bottles of Bollinger will be personally delivered by exceptionally good-looking post people,” he added.
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